sister: who's Jane Austen
sister: what are you doing with that knife
readmor: readmor: readmor: readmor: HEY IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE UPDOG IN HERE WHAT’S UP DOG NOTHIN MUCH HOW ABOUT YOU
madge: you didn't have to cut me out
madge: make out like i never happened and i was nothing
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
davidsreality: A plot twist happens in a book you didnt see coming
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