The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an...– Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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Today I did the scariest thing of my life....
I put on my Pure Seduction perfume (courtesy of the lovely roommate), twisted back my bangs and jumped in the car. Jammin’ to some worship music, I pulled up in front of my best man friend’s house. I was there with one purpose in mind: to confess my love for him. I had told him earlier that I wanted to talk about something, so he thought some bad crap was about to go down. He got...